If you just can't get enough of my wonderful words, pick up a copy of The Red Final next time you're in town. Issue 76 is now on sale in One-Up Records. Skip to the last page and you'll find a big bunch of prose on the subject of goal scoring celebrations. Honestly, it's more scintillating than you'd think, but then I would say that, for like the proud parents who give their progeny's Crayola scribbles pride of place on the mantelpiece, I am unashamedly biased.