I was walking through town today when I saw a grimy white van with the following message finger written onto its rear window: ‘Busier than Santa - HO HO HO’. As I drew level with the vehicle, I noticed that the official sign writing on the side read ‘J.Mutch, Cleaning & Hygiene Supplies.’ Mr Mutch is too busy outdoing Santa, it would seem, to supply his own van with a spot of cleaning and hygiene. Unless he wants all his customers to go elsewhere, I suggest he seeks out a decent Cleaning & Hygiene Supplier to spruce up his van.